- H σοφια του..Mulla Nasrudin - .-= Η ΣΟΦΙΑ =-.

The new politician was chatting with old Mulla Nasrudin, who asked him how he was doing.
"Not so good," said the new man. "Every place I go, I get insulted."
"THAT'S FUNNY," said the Mulla. "I HAVE BEEN IN POLITICS FOR MORE THAN SIXTY YEARS MYSELF AND I HAVE HAD MY PROPAGANDA LITERATURE PITCHED OUT THE DOOR, BEEN THROWN OUT MYSELF, KICKED DOWN STAIRS; AND WAS EVEN PUNCHED IN THE NOSE ONCE BUT, I WAS NEVER INSULTED."
The old man was ninety years old and his son, Mulla Nasrudin, who himself was now seventy years old, was trying to get him placed in a nursing home. The place was crowded and Nasrudin was having difficulty.
"Please," he said to the doctor. "You must take him in.
He is getting feeble minded. Why, all day long he sits in the bathtub, playing with a rubber Donald Duck!"
"Well," said the psychiatrist, "he may be a bit senile but he is not doing any harm, is he?"
"BUT," said Mulla Nasrudin in tears, "IT'S MY DONALD DUCK."

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"Why didn't you answer the letter I sent you?" demanded Mulla Nasrudin's wife.
"Why, I didn't get any letter from you," said Nasrudin. "AND BESIDES, I DIDN'T LIKE THE THINGS YOU SAID IN IT!"

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"I am terribly worried," said Mulla Nasrudin to the psychiatrist. "My wife thinks she's a horse."
"We should be able to cure her," said the psychiatrist "But it will take a long time and quite a lot of money."
"OH, MONEY IS NO PROBLEM," said Nasrudin. "SHE HAS WON SO MANY HORSE RACES."

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