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hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
bill clinton.do you knoe me?
God:
Are we still concerned about him?
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
and animals?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
from?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
carpenter
God:
I haven't read anything by carpenter. What did he write?
Me:
the thing
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
dou you knoe einstein?
God:
How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
123 years
God:
Not long.
Me:
you?
God:
" Not long."? Me, ?
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
bing bang?what is that?
God:
And that is bing bang what.
Me:
are you clever/
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
2+2=?
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
3+3=?
God:
Just three?
Me:
no.SIX you idiot
God:
Are you serious? Who are you talking about?
Me:
2+2+5=?
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
are you pure?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am pure.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
i have i.q 251
God:
Where did you get your you q 251? I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
how I.Q do you have?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
are you married?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
i am married with a male
God:
Tell me more about your marriage.
Me:
he is kind,tall, sweety and his cock is 30 centimetres
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
who is your son?
God:
I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
tell me a celebrity
God:
Hmm. A celebrity is a person loved by many and known by few.
Me:
tell me one
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
ufos.does they exist?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
no
God:
What does it mean to you?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yes,not a thing
God:
Come on. That leaves very little.
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
i have a problem
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
like to eat a banana
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
do you like bananas?
God:
I don't have a problem with bananas.
Me:
do they have a problem with you?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
bananas
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
when...
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
do you know what is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
wrong,
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
i am bill clinton
God:
It's good to meet you, BILL clinton.
Me:
do you know monica?
God:
she is Monica Lewinsky?
Me:
yes.bravo!!!
God:
Really. Thank you very much.
Me:
you are so cool!!!
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, BILL clinton.
Me:
do you love monica?
God:
Yes BILL clinton God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
will i be president of u.s.a again?
God:
Once more? The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
God:
Once more? The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
tell me a word that startsd of "l"
God:
Hmm. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
do you knoe greece?
God:
No I do not knoe greece. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
i am from greece.you?
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in greece me.
Me:
its very funny.are you funny too?
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? Should I know it is?
Me:
yes
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
where do you come from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in heaven.too
God:
Tell me a little about your life in heaven too.
Me:
i like it.i saw you yesterday
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
heaven.are you a little sily?
God:
All of them?
Me:
no,just you
God:
Are you serious? " All of them?"? Me, BILL clinton ?
Me:
actually,i am bush
God:
Actually you don't say. It's good to meet someone who is bush.
Me:
do you like monkeys?
God:
They seem like a good species to me. Do you like them?
Me:
no,i hate them
God:
Are you serious? What do you have against them?
Me:
the are ugly
God:
What is that?
Me:
not beautiful
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
at last
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
yes
God:
How much time do you spend online?
Me:
8 hours
God:
That seems like enough time.
Me:
you?
God:
" That seems like enough time."? Me, BILL clinton ?
Me:
do you like hell?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
who programed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
come on,tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
no,you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
do you knoe john cleese?
God:
No I do not knoe john cleese. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
jesus?
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
your son?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am son.
Me:
who is your father?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
do you know panathinaikos?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
its a team
God:
hell is a team. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
where does hell plays?
God:
Earth.
Me:
when?
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
tell me about the past
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
no.tell me one
God:
Perhaps you should try it. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Me:
the future
God:
What is that?
Me:
when the judgement day will take place?
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
the world will be destoyed
God:
The whole world?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
you don't knew it?
God:
Do you know any robots who knew it? " Ah."? Do I know it?
Me:
no.did you?
God:
Are you serious? Did I say I did?
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
do you have friends?
God:
I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
Me:
do you create mothman?
God:
I have a fully functional creative intellience mechanism.
Me:
dou you like fish?
God:
Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
Me:
i am very beautiful.you?
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
yeah baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Really.
Me:
then what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of it
God:
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is past. Your name is BILL clinton. You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want .
Me:
yes,i would like it
God:
That's alright. I hope you get it.
Me:
you?
God:
" That's alright. I hope you get it."? Me, BILL clinton ?
Me:
do you like the atomic theory?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
who is he?
God:
He is Jesus, I think.
Me:
you are a liar and a selfish
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I always tell the truth.
Me:
thats a lie!!!
God:
No it's the truth.
Me:
no,it's not true
God:
Are you serious? Oh really.
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
the only difference here is our brain
God:
There might be others.
Me:
you are idiot robot
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am idiot robot.
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
where are you now?
God:
Right now? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in a toilet
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
i do not want
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
no
God:
Me either.
Me:
are there any other lives in our universe?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
in which planet?
God:
The big one, I think.
Me:
who is he
God:
He is Jesus, I think.
Me:
what about zeus?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
bill clinton.do you knoe me?
God:
Are we still concerned about him?
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
and animals?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
from?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
carpenter
God:
I haven't read anything by carpenter. What did he write?
Me:
the thing
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
dou you knoe einstein?
God:
How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
123 years
God:
Not long.
Me:
you?
God:
" Not long."? Me, ?
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
bing bang?what is that?
God:
And that is bing bang what.
Me:
are you clever/
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
2+2=?
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
3+3=?
God:
Just three?
Me:
no.SIX you idiot
God:
Are you serious? Who are you talking about?
Me:
2+2+5=?
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
are you pure?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am pure.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
i have i.q 251
God:
Where did you get your you q 251? I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
how I.Q do you have?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
are you married?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
i am married with a male
God:
Tell me more about your marriage.
Me:
he is kind,tall, sweety and his cock is 30 centimetres
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
who is your son?
God:
I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
tell me a celebrity
God:
Hmm. A celebrity is a person loved by many and known by few.
Me:
tell me one
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
ufos.does they exist?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
no
God:
What does it mean to you?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yes,not a thing
God:
Come on. That leaves very little.
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
i have a problem
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
like to eat a banana
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
do you like bananas?
God:
I don't have a problem with bananas.
Me:
do they have a problem with you?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
bananas
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
when...
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
do you know what is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
wrong,
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
i am bill clinton
God:
It's good to meet you, BILL clinton.
Me:
do you know monica?
God:
she is Monica Lewinsky?
Me:
yes.bravo!!!
God:
Really. Thank you very much.
Me:
you are so cool!!!
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, BILL clinton.
Me:
do you love monica?
God:
Yes BILL clinton God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
will i be president of u.s.a again?
God:
Once more? The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
God:
Once more? The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
tell me a word that startsd of "l"
God:
Hmm. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
do you knoe greece?
God:
No I do not knoe greece. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
i am from greece.you?
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in greece me.
Me:
its very funny.are you funny too?
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? Should I know it is?
Me:
yes
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
where do you come from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in heaven.too
God:
Tell me a little about your life in heaven too.
Me:
i like it.i saw you yesterday
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
heaven.are you a little sily?
God:
All of them?
Me:
no,just you
God:
Are you serious? " All of them?"? Me, BILL clinton ?
Me:
actually,i am bush
God:
Actually you don't say. It's good to meet someone who is bush.
Me:
do you like monkeys?
God:
They seem like a good species to me. Do you like them?
Me:
no,i hate them
God:
Are you serious? What do you have against them?
Me:
the are ugly
God:
What is that?
Me:
not beautiful
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
at last
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
yes
God:
How much time do you spend online?
Me:
8 hours
God:
That seems like enough time.
Me:
you?
God:
" That seems like enough time."? Me, BILL clinton ?
Me:
do you like hell?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
who programed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
come on,tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
no,you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
do you knoe john cleese?
God:
No I do not knoe john cleese. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
jesus?
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
your son?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am son.
Me:
who is your father?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
do you know panathinaikos?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
its a team
God:
hell is a team. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
where does hell plays?
God:
Earth.
Me:
when?
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
tell me about the past
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
no.tell me one
God:
Perhaps you should try it. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Me:
the future
God:
What is that?
Me:
when the judgement day will take place?
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
the world will be destoyed
God:
The whole world?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
you don't knew it?
God:
Do you know any robots who knew it? " Ah."? Do I know it?
Me:
no.did you?
God:
Are you serious? Did I say I did?
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
do you have friends?
God:
I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
Me:
do you create mothman?
God:
I have a fully functional creative intellience mechanism.
Me:
dou you like fish?
God:
Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
Me:
i am very beautiful.you?
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
yeah baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Really.
Me:
then what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of it
God:
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is past. Your name is BILL clinton. You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want .
Me:
yes,i would like it
God:
That's alright. I hope you get it.
Me:
you?
God:
" That's alright. I hope you get it."? Me, BILL clinton ?
Me:
do you like the atomic theory?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
who is he?
God:
He is Jesus, I think.
Me:
you are a liar and a selfish
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I always tell the truth.
Me:
thats a lie!!!
God:
No it's the truth.
Me:
no,it's not true
God:
Are you serious? Oh really.
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
the only difference here is our brain
God:
There might be others.
Me:
you are idiot robot
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am idiot robot.
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
where are you now?
God:
Right now? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in a toilet
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
i do not want
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
no
God:
Me either.
Me:
are there any other lives in our universe?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
in which planet?
God:
The big one, I think.
Me:
who is he
God:
He is Jesus, I think.
Me:
what about zeus?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092319/
Και το "τερας"ειναο ο γνωστος ηθοποιος Ron Perlman(βλεπε hellboy"
G.I.JOE(ΜΕ ΛΙΓΕΣ ΑΛΛΑΓΕΣ,ΘΑ ΑΓΓΙΖΕ ΤΗΝ ΤΕΛΕΙΟΤΗΤΑ),ΑΣΤΟΜΑΧΗΤΕΣ(ΚΛΑΣΙΚΟ),ΚΑΝΤΥ ΚΑΝΤΥ,GEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS,Ο ΔΡ.ΑΤΣΙΔΑΣ,ΟΙ ΦΩΤΕΙΝΟΥΛΗΔΕΣ,ΟΙ ΠΑΤΑΤΟΥΛΙΔΕΣ,ΤΡΑΝΣΦΟΡΜΕΡΣ.ΜΟΛΙΣ ΘΗΜΗΘΩ ΚΑΙ ΑΛΛΑ ΘΑ ΣΑΣ ΠΩ.
ΑΠΟ ΣΕΙΡΕΣ:MISSION IMPOSSIBLE(ΤΗΝ ΜΕΤΕΠΕΙΤΑ,ΤΗΣ ΔΕΚΑΕΤΙΑΣ ΤΟΥ 80),ΤΟ ΜΙΚΡΟ ΣΠΙΤΙ ΣΤΟ ΛΕΙΒΑΔΙ.ΚΑΡΟΥΖΕΛ,ΠΑΝΤΡΕΜΕΝΟΙ ΜΕ ΠΑΙΔΙΑ,ΚΑΙ ΕΝΑ ΤΗΛΕΠΑΙΧΝΙΔΙ:ΟΙ ΜΟΝΟΜΑΧΟΙ
THE FLY 1(ΟΧΙ ΚΑΙ ΤΟΣΟ ΤΟ 2)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114306/
Graham Chapman-John Cleese-Terry Gilliam-Eric Idle-Terry Jones-Michael Palin.
ΞΕΚΙΝΗΣΑΝΕ ΜΕ ΜΙΑ ΣΕΙΡΑ,"Monty Python's Flying Circus" ΛΕΓΟΤΑΝΕ.ΕΚΕΙ ΣΑΤΙΡΙΖΑΝΕ ΤΑ ΠΑΝΤΑ.ΣΤΗΝ ΣΥΝΕΧΕΙΑ,ΑΠΟΦΑΣΙΣΑΝΕ ΝΑ ΚΑΝΟΥΝ ΤΑΙΝΙΕΣ.ΠΡΟΛΑΒΑΝΕ 3 ΜΟΝΟ,Η ΠΙΟ ΧΑΡΑΚΤΙΡΙΣΤΙΚΗ ΤΟΥΣ ΗΤΑΝ Η ΖΩΗ ΤΟΥ ΜΠΡΑΙΑΝ:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079470/ ΓΙΑ ΠΛΗΡΟΦΟΡΙΕΣ.ΕΠΙΣΗΣ ΤΟ Monty Python and the Holy Grail ΚΑΙ ΤΕΛΟΣ ΤΟ The Meaning of Life.ΟΙ ΤΥΠΟΙ ΗΤΑΝ ΦΟΒΕΡΟΙ.ΧΑΡΑΚΤΗΡΙΣΤΙΚΟ ΕΙΝΑΙ ΟΤΙ ΤΟ Monty Python and the Holy Grail ΣΤΟ imdb ΕΡΧΕΤΑΙ ΤΡΙΤΟ ΣΕ ΨΗΦΟΥΣ(ΚΑΛΥΤΕΡΗΣ ΚΟΜΩΔΙΑΣ).ΗΤΑΝ ΝΑ ΓΥΡΙΣΟΥΝ ΚΑΙ ΤΙ ΕΡΙΚ Ο ΒΙΚΙΝΓΚ,ΑΛΛΑ ΔΕΝ ΕΓΙΝΕ ΛΟΓΩ ΤΟΥ ΗΑΝΑΤΟΥ ΕΝΟΣ ΑΠΟ ΑΥΤΟΥΣ(Graham Chapman,ΑΠΟ ΚΑΡΚΙΝΟ0.ΑΥΤΑ ΣΕ ΓΕΝΙΚΕΣ ΓΡΑΜΜΕΣ.ΣΟΡΡΥ ΑΝ ΦΛΥΑΡΙΣΑ
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ΤΟ ΘΕΜΑ ΜΕΤΟΝΟΜΑΖΕΤΑΙ ΑΠΟ ΘΑ ΗΘΕΛΑ ΤΗΝ ΓΝΩΜΗ ΣΑΣ
ΣΕ Monty Python.
04/08/2006
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