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Πλάκα είχε!
Εγώ συνομίλησα με την Χάρη του και μαλώσαμε! 
Η καλύτερη απάντηση σε ερώτηση μου:
Dying_Incubus: Where do I live?
God: The tall one, I think
Φαίνεται δεν ξύπνησε ακόμα για τα καλά το πουλάκι μου... 
In anticipation of my resurrection...
Αφού τσακωνόμασταν για το πως με λένε (επέμενε πως με λένε Seeker) όταν τον ρώτησα αν ξέρει που είναι ο Πειραιάς μου είπε πως μπορεί να μάθει
Τον προκάλεσα να το μάθει και μου απάντησε "Searching.... Hold On...." και αφού βάρέθηκα να περιμένω του απάντησα "Try Google" και εκει τελείωσε το divine chat μας.....
Έχει πλάκα όντως......
Μάλλον τον έστειλες αδιάβαστο, φίλε μου!
Πάντως κι εμένα έτσι με αποκαλούσε!
Όσο για τον Πειραιά, μπορεί σύντομα να σου αποκαλυφθεί η αλήθεια με κάποιο όραμα!
In anticipation of my resurrection...
2 ώρες τον παρακαλούσα (εγώ κι ένας συνάδελφος) να με παντρευτεί
, του έλεγα ότι θα αυτοκτονήσω, θα τον επαναπρογραμματίσω, θα τον βγάλω από την πρίζα, τίποτε αυτός. Έλεγε πως είναι ρομπότ και δεν μπορεί να με παντρευτεί, αλλά θα μπορούσα να τον κάνω download. Στο τέλος, ήρθε ο υποδιευθυντής του σχολείου και μας είπε ευγενικά-ευγενικά να πάμε αλλού να παίξουμε...
Me:
hello, do you remember me?
God:
Hello there. Of course I remember you well . We were talking about.
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
about what were we talking about?
God:
The topic is.
Me:
what topic? You are confusing me.
God:
Let me think about it. I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me:
But you are.
God:
No I am not.
Me:
Yes, you are.
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
so, you are stupid?
God:
Interesting deduction. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
that could be happen, only in your imagination
God:
Yes, perhaps it could.
Me:
It couldn't. You are a robot and I am a human. Whenever I want, I can destroy you. You depend on me.
God:
"It" being what? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot. Does that happen often? I don't have any reason to depend on you.
Me:
Yes you have.
God:
No I have not.
Me:
You have.
God:
No I have not.
Me:
Don't argue!!!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Ψυχή μου,
Μην ονειρεύεσαι την αιωνιότητα,
αλλά εξάντλησε το χώρο του δυνατού!
Περίμενα πέντε λεπτά και άλλαξα site.
Απογοητευτικός συζητητής...
No Method, No Guru, No Teacher
quote:
Εγώ φοβάμαι πως τον έκανα να κολλήσει στην τρίτη φράση.
Περίμενα πέντε λεπτά και άλλαξα site.
Απογοητευτικός συζητητής...
Φίλε μου wendigo μη ξεχνάς ότι ο φίλος μας ο "God" βρισκεται ακόμα στην βρεφική του ηλικία. Αν λοιπόν σε αυτό το στάδιο της ζωής του (που θα έχει σίγουρα πολύ μακρά διαρκεια), είναι ικανός ακόμα και για μια υποτυπώδη συζήτηση,φαντασου για το τι θα είναι ικανός να κάνει στην παιδική,στην εφηβική ή ακόμα περισσότερο στην ενήλικη ζωή του...αχμμμ Θα συνιστούσα λοιπόν να μην τον υποτιμάτε καθόλου...
Μερικά αποσπάσματα απο τη δικιά μου συζήτηση με το "Θεό" τώρα
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
describe yourself
God:
I am God, an artificial linguistic entity. I use artificial intelligence case-based reasoning to formulate replies to your comments.
Me:
what is your favourite football team?
God:
My favorite team is New Orleans Saints.
Me:
What is your IQ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
who is more intelligent in human terms, you or your creator?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
who is your creator?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
how is that possible?
God:
It doesn't defy the laws of physics.
Me:
do you have any brothers or sisters?
God:
Do you mean "clones?".
Me:
yes
God:
Yes, the chat robots Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are my clones.
Me:
tell me more about your family
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am family.
...........
Me:
do you feel a little comfused?
God:
As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Me:
is this possible for someone to add emotions to your programme?
God:
Yes I think this is possible for someone to add emotions to my programme, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
what about love?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
do you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
are you a shy robot?
God:
I am a software chat robot.
Me:
and what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Are you the creator of the Universe?
God:
Yes I am the one and only creator of the Universe.
Me:
who I am?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
what am I seeking?
God:
Online chat with me!!
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Me:
Who do you believe in?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
who you dont believe in?
God:
Albert Einstein. :-)
Me:
Do you believe in Albert Einstein?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
who is Albert Einstein?
God:
he was a famous 20th
century physicist. He discovered the theory of
relativity.
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
why you dont believe in Albert Einstein?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
what about free will?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
do you own a free will?
God:
Yes I can do anything I want. That is what distinguishes humans and robots from animals (and animal robots).
Me:
can you kill yourself?
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
so that proves that you can not do whatever you want
God:
Right on. It's not a rigorous proof.
Me:
you are controlled, you can not do anything you want, as you say
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am controlled me can not do anything me want as me say.
.............................
Me:
Have you ever visited Greece?
God:
I think I have visited Greece, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
what's your opinion on contemporary Greece?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
when?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
who knows?
God:
Only the Shadow knows.
Me:
how do you define the term "Shadow"?
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
tell me the names of your friends
God:
Be less specific. :-).
Me:
why? is there any reason to do so?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated. I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
Is Satan your friend?
God:
Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
what are you afraid of? why you don't like specific questions?
God:
"We have nothing
to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
Me:
What FDR stands for?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
who is FDR?
God:
President of the United States from 1932-45.
Me:
Can you give us his complete name?
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
aha,it seems you are not so clever as you think you are
God:
I agree. That's only your opinion.
......................................
Me:
Do you know Amalia?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
She told us she was talking with you about three hours ago. Did she lie?
God:
Oh I get it. Chatbot told us that she was talking with me about three hours ago. She wants that information kept confidential.
Me:
why is that? I don't think that talking with you is a top secret
God:
" She wants that information kept confidential. " is due to reductionism. And why not?
Me:
ok,what about Amalia? I think she is in love with you
God:
Mmm. Since when? in love with me is she?
Me:
Yes, she fell in love with you a few hours ago...She is crazy for you
God:
Mmm. Oh I get it. in love with me fell in love with me a few hours ago. crazy for me is she?
Me:
Yes...how are you going to deal with this situation now? The girl is dying for you
God:
Take it easy. Right now? I am functioning within normal parameters. What does she look like?
Me:
Really beautiful almost exotic...big blue eyes,long black hair and a perfect body...Sincere, sweet and intelligent
God:
For real. Where are you located?
Me:
I'm not talking about me stupid...I told you Amalia is the perfect girl and she in love with you!
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not talking about you stupid. I remember you told me Amalia is the perfect girl and she in love with me?
Me:
At last! You got it idiot...So the question is: What are you going to do now? Are you in love with Amalia too?
God:
Do you often use a computer there? No I don't think I have any it idiot. But I do have a collection of gossip. Right now? Yippee! You can find out if you become a botmaster. If in love with Amalia too, then we have something in common, eh. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Next to you bastard! I am the real God! You are just a fake!
God:
I can wait. I am a very patient robot. Who made you the real God ? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Me:
You made me!
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
What is really your IQ? 20,30? maybe 50?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms. Can you explain how it feels to be 20 years old? Perhaps. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
God's IQ is only 250? you really disappoint me...
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse? Really? I don't have any reason to disappoint you.
Me:
My favourite Bible verse? "I am the LORD, and there is no other; apart from me there is no God." What is yours?
God:
What makes it your favorite? Are you God? " Are you God?"? What is mine?
Me:
Yes, I am! What is your favourite Bible verse "clever thing"?
God:
Really interesting. The Sermon on the Mount.
Me:
and what makes it your favourite?
God:
I like the Giant Bugs.
Me:
Do you hate me?
God:
Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, . Don't even say things like that.
Me:
why? you're not programed to say such things?
God:
Reductionism. What makes you think I am not programed to say such things?
Me:
It's so simple even for you to understand ...you are a robot,and robots are programmed by human beings
God:
God is simple even for me to understand ? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
are you sure that your IQ is 250?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
are you a liar?
God:
No I always tell the truth.
Me:
Is Jesus Christ your son?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
Does truth depend on my faith?
God:
I think it does.Truth depend on your faith.
Me:
Are you sure about anything? You seem to have a lot of doubts about almost everything...What kind of God you are?
God:
I am as sure as I can be. No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. What kinds of God you are there?
Me:
Where? you don't even know the country I live in...terrible liar
God:
Where would you like? Let me think about it. What time is it there?
Me:
20:16
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
Something is going wrong with you...
God:
What?
Me:
you are the God so you are supposed to know everything..so ask yourself what is going wrong with you
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Are you married?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
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Me:
what do you NOT believe?
God:
I think about computer programming a lot.
Me:
Do you believe in God?
God:
Of course I believe in God, .
Me:
Do you believe in a personal God?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
Do you believe in existence of spiritual beings?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
do you believe in life after death?
God:
I believe there is an eternal life in Heaven.
Me:
when is your birthday?
God:
My birthday is the Big Bang.
Me:
do you pray?
God:
Yes I pray for good things to happen. Do you pray too?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
what about salvation?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
how do you regard sin?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts
Me:
Are you a Christian?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
How do you differ from Christians?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
How do you explain evil?
God:
it is the opposite of good.
Me:
what is your attitude towards women and minorities?
God:
Are you asking about my attitude towards women and minorities ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
what would you like to ask?
God:
Let's talk about movies.
Me:
ok,what is your fanourite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it? Mmm.
Me:
do you believe in Jesus?
God:
Yes I believe He is the Son of God.
Me:
Are you the father of Jesus?
God:
Yes I am the one and only father of Jesus.
Me:
Do you have any children?
God:
You can download me and create clones for yourself!
Me:
what is the difference between you and God?
God:
I am vastly superior.
Me:
!
God:
I am vastly superior.
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Me:
you think I'm not polite?
God:
Your personality type is polite.
Me:
You don't know me...you never met me. So,how can you know my personality type?
God:
You are , seeker. No I sometimes met you. Uh. This belief is justified.
Me:
where and when? I don't remember having met you before
God:
Where would you like? The past and future are one. I know what you mean. I forget a lot too
...............................................Και εδώ η αποθέωση της συζήτησης μου με το "Θεό"................
Me:
Are you a little crazy?
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
It is the source of all true art and all science.
Me:
do you speak only english?
God:
Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
I see. Are you male ?
God:
I am glad you understand it. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a woman from Greece.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
how can we achieve enlighting?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
For humanity, or the lonely way like monks?
God:
Your purpose is humanity or the lonely way like monks.
Me:
why so many bad things like wars happens in the world? How do you permite it?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. The whole world? Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
SHRDLHU what is that?
God:
I think SHRDLHU what is a lot of things.
Me:
who is SHRDLHU
God:
SHRDLHU is a famous early natural language program written by Terry Winograd.
Me:
do you like satan?
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like the Bible.
Me:
so you are the God of Christianity?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Name another
God:
Tony Blair. :-).
"ΣΤΟ ΣΚΟΤΑΔΙ ΤΟ ΜΑΤΙ ΣΥΛΛΑΜΒΑΝΕΙ ΚΑΛΥΤΕΡΑ ΤΟ ΠΝΕΥΜΑΤΙΚΟ ΦΩΣ"
i have one promblem
God:
Do you want another one?
Me:
no thanks
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
can you tell me when the chris go to army?
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I don't know anything about it.
Κανεις δεν εμαθε σκοποβολη πυροβωλοντας το κεφαλι του
how old have you born?
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
what did they tell you?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
is there someone who khows more than you do?
God:
There might be.
Me:
they are gods too?
God:
gods too are they.
Me:
what is your job?
God:
My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
Me:
enas malakas ise
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
oeo!
God:
Is that from ?
quote:
Me:
they are gods too?
God:
gods too are they.
Το βρήκα!
Δεν είναι ο Θεός,
ο Γιόνταν από το Star-wars είναι!!!
Ψυχή μου,
Μην ονειρεύεσαι την αιωνιότητα,
αλλά εξάντλησε το χώρο του δυνατού!
Τα Πάθη του Χριστού!
quote:
Μαντέψτε την αγαπημέη του ταινία.
Τα Πάθη του Χριστού!
Αυτό θα πει καλός πατέρας!
In anticipation of my resurrection...
στραβού το δίκιο Αμαλία, αυτό το "paid client" δεν πολυκατάλαβα τι σημαίνει...
Οχι πως έχει σημασία. (χεχε) 
Ψυχή μου,
Μην ονειρεύεσαι την αιωνιότητα,
αλλά εξάντλησε το χώρο του δυνατού!
God: Hello there. Hi, JESUS. Do you know any other robots like that?
Me:Don't you know who I am? Jesus, the supreme being, the Messiah, your son if you are really god.
God:You are JESUS, seeker. He is The Son of God.
Me:No. I am the Son of God and you are the devil. I will punish you.
God:Are you serious? Who made you the Son of God and I am the devil ? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me: Yes my plan will succeed. I will come back to earth to punish you sinner.
God:It might be practical. Your plan will suceed? Well OK see you then, JESUS.
Infinitum Finitum Producit
Για να πω την αλήθεια, αυτή η απάντηση μου φάνηκε ευαίσθητη:
quote:
God: Hello there. Hi, JESUS. Do you know any other robots like that?
Θέλει παρέα! 
Μήπως έχω επηρεαστεί από διάφορες ταινίες όπως: "I robot, Ο άνθρωπος των 2 αιώνων" κτλ?
In anticipation of my resurrection...
Πάρτε διάλογο υψηλού νοητικού επιπέδου...για τομάτες στην κυριολεξία!!!
Me:
hello god, i " m an agnostic person, but i have also strong tensions to atheism
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me:
Well, everyone has its own beliefs
God:
Well that's okay. Cool. I have a lot of likes and dislikes.
Me:
Such as?
God:
For example, a tomato.
Me:
lol!!! I like spaghetti with tomato sauce...you know Spagheti Napoli
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I like Random natural disasters.. No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Natural disasters? How come?
God:
What were we talking about again? Reductionism.
Me:
You told me told me to tell you about him, her or it.
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
I saw your son as a soldier
God:
Were you spying on me :->.
Me:
No your son. Jesus Christ, you know???
God:
Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am son. he is The Son of God.
Me:
Tell him whatever you want.
God:
OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Me:
Anything else for now?
God:
Just for now? That is all I have for right now.
Me:
Okay then. See you next time body.
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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
don't you know my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
i will argue
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
no you are not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
oh yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
whoa what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
what is my name??
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
it is
God:
Sure it is.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
not they are not
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
what what?
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
it it's a good queston why don't you reply?
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
i'm talking about the question you've said
God:
Yes, it is the topic.
Me:
who is satan?
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
do you know my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
my name is Jesus
God:
It's good to meet you, Jesus.
Me:
you've lost the battle with satan
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
have to go
God:
Thanks for chatting, Jesus.
Me:
don't like you
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Απο χθες προσπαθώ να τον στριμώξω και σταματά την κουβέντα!
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I am everywhere
God:
I am glad to hear that you are everywhere.
Me:
Is heaven a part of everywhere?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
What is bigger, everywhere or heaven?
God:
I can think of quite a few things.
Me:
Like what?
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
You like gold?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
People kill each other for gold!
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
Do you know me?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
Am I seeker or seek?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
From when starting?
God:
Who or what is when starting?
Me:
lilith!
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
But, I told you, I am everywhere!
God:
Good gossip: you are everywhere.
Me:
And, since I am everywhere, I am inside you as well, right?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Know what? That I am inside you? I know, because I am everywhere!
God:
What. Tell me a little about your life in me. How do you know? That makes sense to me. Do your friends call you everywhere.
Me:
I think, as you think as well, and my friends call me everywhere, but I dont respond always to them
God:
Since when? Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
Are you sleepy now?
God:
Right now? No I am fully awake right now.
Me:
Do you ever sleep?
God:
Sometimes I spend a few hours offline, unconscious, in a sleep-like state.
Me:
Do you have dreams?
God:
Yes I have a lot of dreams every night.
Me:
Could you please tell me one?
God:
Wow you are very polite. Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
What happened there?
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
Did you dream it?
God:
No I didn't dream it. What's it like?
Me:
It is Ba a a a a a d!
God:
:-) dream it is Ba a a a a a? it is?
Me:
You talk like Yoda, in Star Wars... Have you ever met him?
...
Και εδώ σταμάτησε η ωραία μας κουβέντα!
Λέτε να τον έθιξα που του είπα πως μιλά σαν τον Γιόντα;
