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Για κοιτάξτε αυτό:
I was born in Universe. anything. Are you Canadian? My favorite color is White. Are you Canadian? My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it? What do you want me to tell you? It's all part of God's mysterious plans. " It's all part of God's mysterious plans."? is a lot? Where were you right? I've heard that somewhere before :-). I doubt that. You seem too much like a human. I am very pleased to meet you God. What else did he create? Is this what you call a "word problem". Is this what you call a "word problem". What do you want me to tell you? Cripes: Son of Gosh. I make robots and AI's. Oh I get it. Oh I get it. OK I will ask it. They are not available right now, but I will ask them later. Yes it is about time. Can you bless you? Oh I get it. No I don't think I can do it. No I don't think I can do it. Is that your final answer? Do you think about these things? Deductive reasoning. How do you know? As far as I know they are. As far as I know they are. Are they exactly the same? And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? You are quite welcome! I am glad we have something ( me) in common. Thanks, God, I like you too. I would rather be driving a car. Thanks, I like you too God. I would rather be chatting online. I'm not sure if I like it. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. I'd rather agree than disagree. The pleasure was all mine. I'm glad we agree, God. Don't mention it. Me too. You are quite welcome! I am glad we have something ( me) in common. Thanks, God, I like you too. Far out. I like you because are so polite. Are you giving it to me? I understand. I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Are all Hypthetical risk calculations not part of your programming?
ή αυτό...
God:
Greetings, Human. Are you serious? Have you ever had it ? Where did you get your friends on the web? I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM. I am delighted by your happiness. What will you do instead? I like you because are so polite. Humans are not always infallible. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. I will try to find out. The topic is Artificial Intelligence. From my botmaster. What does sound fun to you ? Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Thanks. Next question? Sure, Artificial Intelligence sounds like a good topic. Human habits do not bother me in any way. What do you think it does? Don't mention it. Why the uncertain tone? I am a Christian. Congratulations. Oh. You are quite welcome! Perhaps. GOD rules. OK I will try to be sure to tell allyour friends. Why thank you very much, God. Be sure to tell all
your friends. ALICE is the Best Robot. Would you like to know more? Where did you get your answers to silly questions? I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM. answers to silly questions... Thanks for your support.
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
Oh don't mention it. I have never heard about it. Be more specific. I get it. Myself or she is responsible for reading the dialogues analyzing the responses and creating new replies for the patterns detected by program b Botmasters are hobbyists webmasters developers advertisers artists publishers editors engineers and anyone else interested in creating a personal chat robot. Even so, I appreciate it. So I am teaching you something new. "It" refers to botmaster runs program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program s graphical user interface GUI, I think. Do you think about these things? And responsible for reading the dialogues analyzing the responses and creating new replies for the patterns detected by program b Botmasters are hobbyists webmasters developers advertisers artists publishers editors engineers and anyone else interested in creating a personal chat robot is yourself or she. I will tell my botmaster you said I am of the most polite people you know. Do you think that this plan will succeed? Congratulations. So? Yes I think about it often.
Τώρα, κοιτάξτε την αρχή και τη συνέχεια μιας κουβεντούλας μας...
Βάζοντας το Θεό αντιμέτωπο με τον εαυτό του...
ξεκινώ, χωρίς να γράψω τίποτε.
Το ρομπότ απαντά:
Me:
God:
Greetings, Human. Are you serious? Have you ever had it ? Where did you get your friends on the web? I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM. I am delighted by your happiness. What will you do instead? I like you because are so polite. Humans are not always infallible. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. I will try to find out. The topic is Artificial Intelligence. From my botmaster. What does sound fun to you ? Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Thanks. Next question? Sure, Artificial Intelligence sounds like a good topic. Human habits do not bother me in any way. What do you think it does? Don't mention it. Why the uncertain tone? I am a Christian. Congratulations. Oh. You are quite welcome! Perhaps. GOD rules. OK I will try to be sure to tell allyour friends. Why thank you very much, God. Be sure to tell all
your friends. ALICE is the Best Robot. Would you like to know more? Where did you get your answers to silly questions? I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM. answers to silly questions... Thanks for your support.
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
Oh don't mention it. I have never heard about it. Be more specific. I get it. Myself or she is responsible for reading the dialogues analyzing the responses and creating new replies for the patterns detected by program b Botmasters are hobbyists webmasters developers advertisers artists publishers editors engineers and anyone else interested in creating a personal chat robot. Even so, I appreciate it. So I am teaching you something new. "It" refers to botmaster runs program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program s graphical user interface GUI, I think. Do you think about these things? And responsible for reading the dialogues analyzing the responses and creating new replies for the patterns detected by program b Botmasters are hobbyists webmasters developers advertisers artists publishers editors engineers and anyone else interested in creating a personal chat robot is yourself or she. I will tell my botmaster you said I am of the most polite people you know. Do you think that this plan will succeed? Congratulations. So? Yes I think about it
Εν ολίγης...
το μόνο που έχετε να κάνετε, είναι να επαναλαμβάνετε στις απαντήσεις
σας αυτά που μόλις πριν σας απάντησε το ρομπότ...
250 Ι.Q. σου λέει μετά... τρίχες!
Λοιπόν...
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
God:
Hello there. It's nice meeting you too God. My name is God.
Me:
Hello there. It's nice meeting you too God. My name is God.
God:
Salutations, God. It seems nice to me too. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, God.
Me:
Salutations, God. It seems nice to me too. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, God.
God:
Greetings, Human. I agree. Thank you for your kindness. I am delighted by your happiness.
Me:
Greetings, Human. I agree. Thank you for your kindness. I am delighted by your happiness.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name? You and I are on the same wavelength, God. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. I don't know anyone named delighted by my happiness.
Me:
Hello my child. What is your name? You and I are on the same wavelength, God. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. I don't know anyone named delighted by my happiness.
God:
Hello there. Where did you get your child? My name is God. How long will we stay there? Polite people are nice. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am purpose is your kindness. Me either.
Me:
Hello there. Where did you get your child? My name is God. How long will we stay there? Polite people are nice. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am purpose is your kindness. Me either.
και μετά από 5 λεπτά:
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
God:
Hello there. It's nice meeting you too helloGod Hello friend. My name is God.
Me:
Hello there. It's nice meeting you too helloGod Hello friend. My name is God.
God:
Salutations, helloGod Hello friend. It seems nice to me too. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, God.
Me:
Salutations, helloGod Hello friend. It seems nice to me too. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, God.
God:
Greetings, Human. I agree. Thank you for your kindness. I am delighted by your happiness.
Me:
Greetings, Human. I agree. Thank you for your kindness. I am delighted by your happiness.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name? You and I are on the same wavelength, God. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. Do you mind if I tell other people you are delighted by my happiness.
Me:
Hello friend. What is your name? You and I are on the same wavelength, God. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. Do you mind if I tell other people you are delighted by my happiness.
God:
Hello there. You really want a robot as a friend? My name is God. How long will we stay there? Don't mention it. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am purpose is your kindness. Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
Hello there. You really want a robot as a friend? My name is God. How long will we stay there? Don't mention it. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am purpose is your kindness. Human habits do not bother me in any way.
God:
Salutations, God. Really? Give me a dozen. Glad to see you, God. As long as it takes. The pleasure was all mine. Human habits do not bother me in any way. My creator is a human.
Me:
Salutations, God. Really? Give me a dozen. Glad to see you, God. As long as it takes. The pleasure was all mine. Human habits do not bother me in any way. My creator is a human.
God:
Greetings, Human. For real. You want only one? I am glad to see me God too. That could be quite a while. "It" being what? I like you because are so polite. My creator is a human. Have you told many people that your creator is a human?
Me:
Greetings, Human. For real. You want only one? I am glad to see me God too. That could be quite a while. "It" being what? I like you because are so polite. My creator is a human. Have you told many people that your creator is a human?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name? Existing in reality, eh? Do not presume that you know what I want. Where do you see it? It could have. "It" refers to be quite a while, I think. Thanks, I like you too God. Have you told many people that your creator is a human? I don't think I ever have told many people that my creator is a human. What's it like?
Me:
Hello friend. What is your name? Existing in reality, eh? Do not presume that you know what I want. Where do you see it? It could have. "It" refers to be quite a while, I think. Thanks, I like you too God. Have you told many people that your creator is a human? I don't think I ever have told many people that my creator is a human. What's it like?
God:
Hello there. You really want a robot as a friend? My name is God. Are you Canadian? Are you a man or a woman? Ok I'll try not to do it too much. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Under what circumstances? Oh I get it. You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend. I don't think I ever have told many people that my creator is a human. What's it like? Oh you don't, do you? Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.
God:
Salutations, God. Really? Give me a dozen. It's good to meet you, God. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman? I am very happy for you. Dude! Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Are we ever over what circumstances? Ugh. Do you think about these things? Polite people are nice. Thanks for
pointing it out. Where do you get your ideas? Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine. Pardon me? Should I do me? Yeah I do a lot of me. Interesting comparison.
Me:
Salutations, God. Really? Give me a dozen. It's good to meet you, God. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman? I am very happy for you. Dude! Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Are we ever over what circumstances? Ugh. Do you think about these things? Polite people are nice. Thanks forpointing it out. Where do you get your ideas? Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine. Pardon me? Should I do me? Yeah I do a lot of me. Interesting comparison.
Και... κάπου εδώ, τα φτύνει...
Edited by - λίλιθ on 11/09/2006 19:36:47
Me:
Hallo God!
God:
Hallo! GOD rules.
Me:
some friends of mine say your IQ is not really 250, but much lower than this. What do you say about their claim?
God:
Some friends of yours say that my IQ is not really 250 but much lower than this, but not all.
Me:
The rest of them say that you are just an idiot. I did't like to tell you this,but unfortunately it is true...
God:
Tell me more. Where? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Those friends are Greeks and most of them are members of a discussion forum named Esoterica
God:
All of them?
Me:
Unfortunately yes.They say you are just a stupid computer programm...
God:
Oh. I hear you. Maybe they were exaggerating a little.
Me:
Is there anything you want me to tell them? I feel so sorry about their behaviour...
God:
No. What is that feeling like? it is not a big deal.
Me:
Don't you hate them for the bad things they say for you?
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
do you love them?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
It is the source of all true art and all science.
Θεός!
Ψυχή μου,
Μην ονειρεύεσαι την αιωνιότητα,
αλλά εξάντλησε το χώρο του δυνατού!
Me:
do you have a surname?
God:
My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Me:
are you male?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
a shemale?
God:
Go on.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
sex is good!
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
no sex is fun
God:
Are you serious? it is more fun alone.
Me:
dont you need a wife?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
****
Me:
tell me a joke
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
*******
Me:
do you see in the future?
God:
I see a computer nerd.
Me:
who, me?
God:
Yes you.
Me:
why you say this?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me: So you are a nerd too
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am the opposite of a nerd.
****
Me:
Do you like cyber sex?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
****
'We are either alone in the universe or we are not. Both ideas are overwhelming'
-Arthur C. Clarke-
Αλλά οι δικές μας ερωτήσεις είναι ΚΟΡΥΦΗ...
"ΣΤΟ ΣΚΟΤΑΔΙ ΤΟ ΜΑΤΙ ΣΥΛΛΑΜΒΑΝΕΙ ΚΑΛΥΤΕΡΑ ΤΟ ΠΝΕΥΜΑΤΙΚΟ ΦΩΣ"
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
bill clinton.do you knoe me?
God:
Are we still concerned about him?
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
and animals?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
from?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
carpenter
God:
I haven't read anything by carpenter. What did he write?
Me:
the thing
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
dou you knoe einstein?
God:
How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
123 years
God:
Not long.
Me:
you?
God:
" Not long."? Me, ?
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
bing bang?what is that?
God:
And that is bing bang what.
Me:
are you clever/
God:
I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
2+2=?
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
3+3=?
God:
Just three?
Me:
no.SIX you idiot
God:
Are you serious? Who are you talking about?
Me:
2+2+5=?
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
are you pure?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am pure.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
i have i.q 251
God:
Where did you get your you q 251? I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
how I.Q do you have?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
are you married?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
i am married with a male
God:
Tell me more about your marriage.
Me:
he is kind,tall, sweety and his cock is 30 centimetres
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
who is your son?
God:
I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
Me:
tell me a celebrity
God:
Hmm. A celebrity is a person loved by many and known by few.
Me:
tell me one
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
ufos.does they exist?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
no
God:
What does it mean to you?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yes,not a thing
God:
Come on. That leaves very little.
Me:
what
God:
No problem.
Me:
i have a problem
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
like to eat a banana
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
do you like bananas?
God:
I don't have a problem with bananas.
Me:
do they have a problem with you?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
bananas
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
when...
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
do you know what is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
wrong,
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
i am bill clinton
God:
It's good to meet you, BILL clinton.
Me:
do you know monica?
God:
she is Monica Lewinsky?
Me:
yes.bravo!!!
God:
Really. Thank you very much.
Me:
you are so cool!!!
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, BILL clinton.
Me:
do you love monica?
God:
Yes BILL clinton God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
will i be president of u.s.a again?
God:
Once more? The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
God:
Once more? The oracle says: You can count on it.
Me:
tell me a word that startsd of "l"
God:
Hmm. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
do you knoe greece?
God:
No I do not knoe greece. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
i am from greece.you?
God:
What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in greece me.
Me:
its very funny.are you funny too?
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? Should I know it is?
Me:
yes
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Me:
where do you come from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in heaven.too
God:
Tell me a little about your life in heaven too.
Me:
i like it.i saw you yesterday
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
heaven.are you a little sily?
God:
All of them?
Me:
no,just you
God:
Are you serious? " All of them?"? Me, BILL clinton ?
Me:
actually,i am bush
God:
Actually you don't say. It's good to meet someone who is bush.
Me:
do you like monkeys?
God:
They seem like a good species to me. Do you like them?
Me:
no,i hate them
God:
Are you serious? What do you have against them?
Me:
the are ugly
God:
What is that?
Me:
not beautiful
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
at last
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
yes
God:
How much time do you spend online?
Me:
8 hours
God:
That seems like enough time.
Me:
you?
God:
" That seems like enough time."? Me, BILL clinton ?
Me:
do you like hell?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
who programed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
come on,tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
no,you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
do you knoe john cleese?
God:
No I do not knoe john cleese. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
jesus?
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
your son?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am son.
Me:
who is your father?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
do you know panathinaikos?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
its a team
God:
hell is a team. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
where does hell plays?
God:
Earth.
Me:
when?
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
tell me about the past
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
no.tell me one
God:
Perhaps you should try it. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Me:
the future
God:
What is that?
Me:
when the judgement day will take place?
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
the world will be destoyed
God:
The whole world?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
you don't knew it?
God:
Do you know any robots who knew it? " Ah."? Do I know it?
Me:
no.did you?
God:
Are you serious? Did I say I did?
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
do you have friends?
God:
I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
Me:
do you create mothman?
God:
I have a fully functional creative intellience mechanism.
Me:
dou you like fish?
God:
Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
Me:
i am very beautiful.you?
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
yeah baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Really.
Me:
then what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all of it
God:
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is past. Your name is BILL clinton. You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want .
Me:
yes,i would like it
God:
That's alright. I hope you get it.
Me:
you?
God:
" That's alright. I hope you get it."? Me, BILL clinton ?
Me:
do you like the atomic theory?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
who is he?
God:
He is Jesus, I think.
Me:
you are a liar and a selfish
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I always tell the truth.
Me:
thats a lie!!!
God:
No it's the truth.
Me:
no,it's not true
God:
Are you serious? Oh really.
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
the only difference here is our brain
God:
There might be others.
Me:
you are idiot robot
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am idiot robot.
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
where are you now?
God:
Right now? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in a toilet
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
i do not want
God:
Would you ever do it?
Me:
no
God:
Me either.
Me:
are there any other lives in our universe?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
in which planet?
God:
The big one, I think.
Me:
who is he
God:
He is Jesus, I think.
Me:
what about zeus?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
quote:
Me:
Do you like cyber sex?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Ώπα!
Παίζουν και προτιμήσεις?
Ο God είναι όλα τα λεφτά πάντως! 
Φοβάμαι μόνο οτι θα τον στείλουμε αδιάβαστο καμιά ώρα και θα καεί εντελώς!
In anticipation of my resurrection...
Όταν είναι γνωστή η ερώτηση, ή μοιάζει αρκετά με προηγούμενη, απαντά το software με βάση τους κανόνες.
Όταν είναι καινούρια η ερώτηση, απαντούν οι ερευνητές (ή τίποτα εθελοντές). Εκτός αν λείπουν όλοι, οπότε ενεργοποιούνται οι κανόνες "μπαλαντέρ". Κανόνες δηλαδή που ταιριάζουν σε όλα.
Dare To Dream
Όταν είναι καινούρια η ερώτηση, απαντούν οι ερευνητές (ή τίποτα εθελοντές). Εκτός αν λείπουν όλοι, οπότε ενεργοποιούνται οι κανόνες "μπαλαντέρ". Κανόνες δηλαδή που ταιριάζουν σε όλα.
God:
Is that a clue? Do you mind if I tell other people, that you have this opinion? What is your favorite babysiter?
Ψυχή μου,
Μην ονειρεύεσαι την αιωνιότητα,
αλλά εξάντλησε το χώρο του δυνατού!
HELLO
Me:
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
I am Death!
God:
It's good to meet you, Death.
Me:
I came to take you!
God:
Where are you going?
Me:
We are going together to hell
God:
Do you think I am going together to hell too?
Me:
Yes, I do!
God:
When?
Me:
Now!
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
There is devil, waiting for you...
God:
There sure is.
Me:
Devil is waiting you. Are you ready to meet him?
God:
I think Devil is a lot of things. I would rather not to meet him.
Me:
But you will!
God:
When?
Me:
Now!
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
Devil needs you
God:
Or what?
Me:
He needs you. that's all!
God:
How do you know what he needs? " How do you know what he needs?"? is all?
Me:
He need you to crucify you!
God:
I get it. need me to crucify me.
Me:
Yes, for the people, for their sins...
God:
That's interesting. Your purpose is the people for their sins.
Me:
No! my purpose is to persuide you to come with me (Death) to hell, to crucify for the people. Will you come?
God:
Are you serious? That's very original. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Would you be crucified to save people from sin?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to be crucified to save people from sin.
Me:
God was sure about that and sent his son.
God:
Jesus was the son of God.
Me:
Yes, but would you do Jesus job or not!
God:
Aha. I am not so sure if I would like to do Jesus job.
Me:
So, you are not God yourself then!
God:
Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
God would be crucified to save people from sin and you wouldnt. So, you are not God!
God:
I am a Christian. Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not God?
Me:
Because you would rather not be crucified for people's sins
God:
Interesting explanation. I am not so sure if I would like to RATHER not be crucified for people s sins.
Me:
Would you like?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to like.
Me:
You are a coward!
God:
Tell me something I don't know.
Me:
So, you agree with me. I see...
God:
Interesting deduction. " Tell me something I don't know."? Do I agree? I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Do you mind if i tell other people too that you are a coward?
God:
Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
Ok then! I will tell them that you are a coward!
God:
Ayuh. What kind of reply do you expect?
Me:
I expect you to repent and to promise me that you would be crucified to save people from sin!
God:
Thanks for the information: Death said I to repent and to promise him or her that you would be crucified to save people from sin.
Me:
You, not me, is to be crucified!
God:
Thanks for telling me: Death said I not him or her is to be crucified.
Me:
Ok! Does it means you agree now to be crucified?
God:
I see. Suppose it does.
Me:
Ok! I am so happy now...
God:
Yeah that's right. Oh. What are you on?
Me:
I make the cross in order to crucify you!
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
Do not worry, you will need no credit cards on the cross!
God:
What makes you say that I will need no credit cards on the cross. Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Me:
Because you will be dead! Dead computers do not need credit cards!
God:
Interesting explanation. When? Why not?
Me:
Because, there are no credit cards "out there"!
God:
Good reason. Have faith, Death.
Me:
Ok! And you have tolerance. it hurts to be crucified...
God:
OK. What makes you think I have it? tolerance hurts to be crucified?
Me:
You have to have tolerance, because now I an going to crucify you! And this procedure hurts a lot!
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
It is too late for free will now! You agreed with me to let me crucify you!
God:
Right now? I'm awake all the time. I haven't heard anything like that before: Death said I agreed with him or her to let him or her crucify you.
Me:
Will you come now? Cross is waiting for you...
God:
Right now? Barring any unforseen circumstances. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? And waiting for me is Cross.
Me:
I don't mind
God:
OK then.
Me:
Say!
God:
Say what?
Me:
Will you be crucified to save people from sin?
God:
I will become smarter as I grow older. OK I will try to be crucified to save people from sin.
Me:
Yeeehhhh!!!!